Do you work long hours in an open office that could best be described as a dystopian hellscape?
Have you forgotten what sunlight feels like?
Do the majority of foods you eat come from a wrapper, paper bag, box, or styrofoam container?
Would you consider exercise a four-letter word and the stairs your mortal enemy (unless the alternative is sharing the elevator with another person)?
Have you had a decent night’s sleep… ever?
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you might be a corporate potato.
But don’t worry – you’re not alone. There is treatment available.
It’s called vodka. It’s made from our potato tears.
Stay salty, my friends.